| Me: | So this is another recipe for pasta with tuna. |
| Mom: | What does it have? |
| Me: | Onions, alfredo sauce, peas. |
| Mom: | WHAT? |
| Me: | Peas. |
| Mom: | Beans? You eat pasta with beans?! |
| Me: | NOOOOO, peas. They're green and are fruit. |
| Mom: | WHAT? I don't know this - English is so difficult. |